卡牌游戏合规性：一个有趣的小故事

这是我不久前记得的一个有趣的小故事。这是一款名为《万智牌》的纸牌游戏，以及一种名为“指挥官”的特殊模式。

A good friend group is one that can play a prank or two on each other. As long as they’re harmless and funny to everyone involved, that is.

一个好朋友团体是一个可以互相开一两个恶作剧的团体。只要它们对每个参与者来说都是无害且有趣的。

See how one Redditor’s friend creates a new rule in jest of another’s preferred way of playing.

看看一位 Reddit 用户的朋友如何用另一个人喜欢的游戏方式开玩笑来创建新规则。

Card game compliance

卡牌游戏合规性

This is a funny little story that I remembered from a while ago. It’s about a card game called Magic The Gathering, and a particular mode called Commander.

这是我不久前想起的一个有趣的小故事。这是一款名为《万智牌》的纸牌游戏，以及一种名为“指挥官”的特殊模式。

This essentially is 3-6 players all playing a battle royal style game with a deck of 99 cards and 1 commander. The game may be fantasy, but groups get really into it.

这本质上是 3-6 名玩家一起玩皇家大战风格的游戏，其中有一副 99 张牌和 1 位指挥官。这个游戏可能是幻想的，但团体却真正投入其中。

Each player takes a turn playing their mana/lands, drawing cards, playing spells and creatures and attacking other players. Whoever kills all other players or is last alive wins.

每个玩家轮流使用他们的法力/地、抽牌、使用咒语和生物以及攻击其他玩家。谁杀死了所有其他玩家或最后活着的人就获胜。

We had a guy who used to run a lot of token generators. For example, a token is a card that summons another creature like a 1/1 spirit.

我们有一个人曾经运行过很多代币生成器。例如，令牌是一张可以召唤另一个生物（如 1/1 精魂）的卡牌。

And one of these players had an opinion on said token generators…

其中一位玩家对上述代币生成器有自己的看法……

One of our players didn’t like that the token generator deck didn’t have the actual token cards, he just used blank card sleeves as a substitute with a dice on top to represent its stats.

我们的一位玩家不喜欢令牌生成器牌组没有实际的令牌卡，他只是使用空白卡套作为替代品，顶部有一个骰子来代表其统计数据。

This is when he decided to stand his ground.

就在这时，他决定坚持自己的立场。

He proposed a new rule that if you didn’t have the correct token cards with you then you don’t get the token.

他提出了一条新规则，如果你没有携带正确的令牌卡，那么你就不会获得令牌。

[Cue] malicious compliance.

[提示]恶意遵守。

The next week we all met for weekly commander matches. The token deck player had brought a new deck.

接下来的一周我们都会参加每周一次的指挥官比赛。令牌牌组玩家带来了一副新牌组。

And that new deck had a surprise attached…

那张新牌组还有一个惊喜……

This entire deck contained removal spells that created a token in place of destroyed creature.

整套牌都包含移除咒语，可以在被摧毁的生物处创建一个令牌。

So, for example, a card would read “Destroy target creature; its controller puts a 3/3 beast token onto the battlefield.”

例如，一张卡片上写着“消灭目标生物；它的操控者将一个 3/3 野兽标记放入战场。”

The token cards didn’t exactly work in the new rule maker’s favor, either.

令牌卡也并不完全符合新规则制定者的利益。

The rest of the game, he would destroy the new rule maker’s board of creatures, and since he didn’t have the token cards, he wouldn’t get the creatures into his board.

剩下的游戏中，他将摧毁新规则制定者的生物板，并且由于他没有令牌卡，所以他不会将生物放入他的板中。

But, thankfully, the new deck was just a little prank.

但值得庆幸的是，新套牌只是一个小恶作剧。

After a few rounds of laughter, the new rule was quickly dismissed.

一阵笑声之后，新规定很快就被驳回了。

How does Reddit feel about this card game joke?

Reddit 对这个纸牌游戏笑话有何看法？

Let’s read the comments below to find out.

让我们阅读下面的评论来了解一下。

Some Redditors had major opinions on the matter.

一些Reddit用户对此事提出了主要意见。

Others felt this story didn’t belong in this subreddit.

其他人则认为这个故事不属于这个 Reddit 子版块。

And one user thought the idea was “hilarious.”

一位用户认为这个想法“很搞笑”。

This player got a taste of their own medicine with that deck!

这位玩家用这套牌尝到了自己的苦果！

Not everyone in the comments has a sense of humor, I guess.

我想并不是评论中的每个人都有幽默感。

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