卡牌遊戲合規性：一個有趣的小故事

這是我不久前記得的一個有趣的小故事。這是一款名為《萬智牌》的紙牌遊戲，以及名為「指揮官」的特殊模式。

A good friend group is one that can play a prank or two on each other. As long as they’re harmless and funny to everyone involved, that is.

一個好朋友團體是一個可以互相開一兩個惡作劇的團體。只要它們對每個參與者來說都是無害且有趣的。

See how one Redditor’s friend creates a new rule in jest of another’s preferred way of playing.

看看一位 Reddit 用戶的朋友如何用另一個人喜歡的遊戲方式開玩笑來創建新規則。

Card game compliance

卡牌遊戲合規性

This is a funny little story that I remembered from a while ago. It’s about a card game called Magic The Gathering, and a particular mode called Commander.

這是我不久前想起的一個有趣的小故事。這是一款名為《萬智牌》的紙牌遊戲，以及名為「指揮官」的特殊模式。

This essentially is 3-6 players all playing a battle royal style game with a deck of 99 cards and 1 commander. The game may be fantasy, but groups get really into it.

這本質上是 3-6 名玩家一起玩皇家大戰風格的遊戲，其中有一副 99 張牌和 1 位指揮官。這個遊戲可能是幻想的，但團體卻真正投入其中。

Each player takes a turn playing their mana/lands, drawing cards, playing spells and creatures and attacking other players. Whoever kills all other players or is last alive wins.

每個玩家輪流使用他們的法力/地、抽牌、使用咒語和生物以及攻擊其他玩家。誰殺了所有其他玩家或最後活著的人就獲勝。

We had a guy who used to run a lot of token generators. For example, a token is a card that summons another creature like a 1/1 spirit.

我們有一個人曾經運行過很多代幣生成器。例如，令牌是一張可以召喚另一個生物（如 1/1 精魂）的卡牌。

And one of these players had an opinion on said token generators…

其中一位玩家對上述代幣產生器有自己的看法…

One of our players didn’t like that the token generator deck didn’t have the actual token cards, he just used blank card sleeves as a substitute with a dice on top to represent its stats.

我們的一位玩家不喜歡令牌生成器牌組沒有實際的令牌卡，他只是使用空白卡套作為替代品，頂部有一個骰子來代表其統計數據。

This is when he decided to stand his ground.

就在這時，他決定堅持自己的立場。

He proposed a new rule that if you didn’t have the correct token cards with you then you don’t get the token.

他提出了一條新規則，如果你沒有攜帶正確的令牌卡，那麼你就不會獲得令牌。

[Cue] malicious compliance.

[提示]惡意遵守。

The next week we all met for weekly commander matches. The token deck player had brought a new deck.

接下來的一週我們都會參加每週一次的指揮官比賽。令牌牌組玩家帶來了一副新牌組。

And that new deck had a surprise attached…

那張新牌組還有一個驚喜…

This entire deck contained removal spells that created a token in place of destroyed creature.

整套牌都包含移除咒語，可以在被摧毀的生物處創建一個令牌。

So, for example, a card would read “Destroy target creature; its controller puts a 3/3 beast token onto the battlefield.”

例如，一張卡片上寫著「消滅目標生物；它的操控者將一個 3/3 野獸標記放入戰場。

The token cards didn’t exactly work in the new rule maker’s favor, either.

令牌卡也並不完全符合新規則制定者的利益。

The rest of the game, he would destroy the new rule maker’s board of creatures, and since he didn’t have the token cards, he wouldn’t get the creatures into his board.

在剩下的遊戲中，他將摧毀新規則制定者的生物板，並且由於他沒有令牌卡，所以他不會將生物放入他的板中。

But, thankfully, the new deck was just a little prank.

但值得慶幸的是，新牌組只是一個小惡作劇。

After a few rounds of laughter, the new rule was quickly dismissed.

一陣笑聲之後，新規定很快就被駁回了。

How does Reddit feel about this card game joke?

Reddit 對這個紙牌遊戲笑話有何看法？

Let’s read the comments below to find out.

讓我們閱讀下面的評論來了解一下。

Some Redditors had major opinions on the matter.

一些Reddit用戶對此事提出了主要意見。

Others felt this story didn’t belong in this subreddit.

其他人則認為這個故事不屬於這個 Reddit 子版塊。

And one user thought the idea was “hilarious.”

一位用戶認為這個想法「很有趣」。

This player got a taste of their own medicine with that deck!

這位玩家用這套牌嚐到了自己的滋味！

Not everyone in the comments has a sense of humor, I guess.

我想並不是評論中的每個人都有幽默感。

If you liked that post, check out this post about a rude customer who got exactly what they wanted in their pizza.

如果您喜歡這篇文章，請查看這篇關於一位粗魯顧客的文章，他在披薩中得到了他們想要的東西。