古埃及人是最早的加密貨幣兄弟：出土的象形文字顯示比特幣交易

在吉薩的沙子深處，考古學家偶然發現了一個似乎是古代證券交易所的地方，裡面有紙莎草捲軸，詳細說明了……等等……比特幣交易！

Deep within the sands of Giza, archaeologists have made a discovery that's sure to send shockwaves through the worlds of archaeology, finance, and blockchain. Prepare yourself for a tale that will leave you questioning the very fabric of history.

在吉薩沙漠深處，考古學家有了一個發現，這肯定會為考古學、金融和區塊鏈領域帶來衝擊波。準備好迎接一個會讓你質疑歷史結構的故事。

Imagine stumbling upon an ancient stock exchange, complete with papyrus scrolls detailing none other than... Bitcoin transactions! Yes, you read that correctly. It appears that the ancient Egyptians were the original crypto bros.

想像一下，偶然發現一個古老的證券交易所，裡面有紙莎草捲軸，詳細說明了…比特幣交易！是的，你沒看錯。看來古埃及人是最早的加密貨幣兄弟。

Hieroglyphs at the site, which we've cleverly dubbed "PyraBits," depict symbols that bear an uncanny resemblance to the modern $BTC logo, accompanied by what looks like stock charts. It's like discovering a Starbucks in Pompeii, but with less caffeine and more bewilderment.

網站上的象形文字被我們巧妙地稱為“PyraBits”，所描繪的符號與現代的 $BTC 標誌有著驚人的相似之處，並附有看起來像股票圖表的符號。這就像在龐貝城發現一家星巴克，但咖啡因更少，更多的是困惑。

One particular scroll, expertly deciphered by Dr. Nefertiti Blockchain (no relation to the queen, but how cool would that be?), reads: "I, Ptah-hotep, have exchanged 500 deben for 100 PyraBits." For those unfamiliar with ancient Egyptian finance, a deben was essentially their version of a dollar. So, this guy was basically buying into the pyramid scheme of his time - or should we say, the pyramid tech? Blown yet?

Nefertiti Blockchain 博士熟練破解了一張特別的捲軸（與女王無關，但這有多酷？），上面寫著：“我，Ptah-hotep，已經用 500 deben 兌換了 100 PyraBits。”對於那些不熟悉古埃及金融的人來說，德本本質上是他們版本的美元。所以，這傢伙基本上是在接受他那個時代的金字塔計劃——或者我們應該說，金字塔技術？吹了嗎？

But here's where it gets really interesting, and I mean, "we-might-need-to-rethink-human-history" interesting. The serious message behind this comedic discovery?

但這才是真正有趣的地方，我的意思是，「我們可能需要重新思考人類歷史」很有趣。這個喜劇發現背後的嚴肅訊息是什麼？

Technology and trade have always been ingrained in human evolution. From bartering with beads to trading with bits, we've always been innovators at heart. For real!

科技和貿易在人類進化中始終根深蒂固。從用珠子進行物物交換到用比特進行交易，我們始終是內心的創新者。真正的！

The Egyptians understood that trading went beyond exchanging mere goods; it encompassed ideas, power, and, dare I say, memes. They may not have had the internet, but they possessed something far more enduring - the drive to connect, grow, and profit.

埃及人明白貿易不只是交換貨物；還包括貿易。它包含了思想、力量，我敢說，還有迷因。他們可能沒有互聯網，但他們擁有更持久的東西——聯繫、成長和盈利的動力。

In a world where we're constantly chasing the next big digital coin or stock, maybe we should take a leaf out of the ancient Egyptians' book (or scroll). They saw value where others didn't - in ideas, innovation, and the community.

在我們不斷追逐下一個大型數位貨幣或股票的世界中，也許我們應該向古埃及人的書（或捲軸）學習。他們看到了別人看不到的價值——創意、創新和社區。

What it means to you

這對你意味著什麼

So, next time you're about to invest in the latest crypto fad or stock, remember: you're not just trading numbers or codes; you're carrying on a legacy that spans the ages of pharaohs and pyramids. And who knows? Maybe one day, future archaeologists will stumble upon your digital wallet, marvel at your "investments," and think, "Wow, they were onto something, just like those ancient Bitcoin traders of Egypt!" (I know they will be ashamed of me tho 😅)

因此，下次您打算投資最新的加密貨幣時尚或股票時，請記住：您不僅僅是交易數字或代碼；您還交易數字或代碼。你繼承了跨越法老和金字塔時代的遺產。誰知道呢？也許有一天，未來的考古學家會偶然發現你的數位錢包，驚嘆於你的“投資”，並想，“哇，他們發現了一些東西，就像埃及古代的比特幣交易者一樣！” （我知道他們會為我感到羞恥😅）

To conclude, while we may chuckle at the absurdity of ancient Egyptians dealing in Bitcoin, let's not overlook the deeper truth that this discovery reveals: human ingenuity is boundless across the sands of time. Whether it's gold, grain, or cryptocurrency, we've always found a way to interweave our world a little more closely, one trade at a time.

總而言之，雖然我們可能會嘲笑古埃及人處理比特幣的荒謬，但我們不要忽視這一發現揭示的更深層次的事實：人類的聰明才智在時間的沙子上是無限的。無論是黃金、穀物還是加密貨幣，我們總能找到一種方法將我們的世界更加緊密地交織在一起，一次進行一項交易。

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go calculate how much a "deben" would fetch in Bitcoin today.🏺💰

現在，請原諒，我需要去計算一下「deben」今天能賣多少錢。

I hope this meant something serious!

我希望這意味著一些嚴肅的事情！

Regardless, follow me for more *TRUE findings that matter. I mean i wouldn't lie or anything 🤥

無論如何，請關注我以獲得更多*真實的重要發現。我的意思是我不會說謊或什麼的🤥

Much love 💙

非常有愛💙

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