古埃及人是最早的加密货币兄弟：出土的象形文字显示比特币交易

在吉萨的沙子深处，考古学家偶然发现了一个似乎是古代证券交易所的地方，里面有纸莎草卷轴，详细说明了……等等……比特币交易！

Deep within the sands of Giza, archaeologists have made a discovery that's sure to send shockwaves through the worlds of archaeology, finance, and blockchain. Prepare yourself for a tale that will leave you questioning the very fabric of history.

在吉萨沙漠深处，考古学家有了一项发现，这肯定会给考古学、金融和区块链领域带来冲击波。准备好迎接一个会让你质疑历史结构的故事吧。

Imagine stumbling upon an ancient stock exchange, complete with papyrus scrolls detailing none other than... Bitcoin transactions! Yes, you read that correctly. It appears that the ancient Egyptians were the original crypto bros.

想象一下，偶然发现一个古老的证券交易所，里面有纸莎草卷轴，详细说明了……比特币交易！是的，你没看错。看来古埃及人是最早的加密货币兄弟。

Hieroglyphs at the site, which we've cleverly dubbed "PyraBits," depict symbols that bear an uncanny resemblance to the modern $BTC logo, accompanied by what looks like stock charts. It's like discovering a Starbucks in Pompeii, but with less caffeine and more bewilderment.

该网站上的象形文字被我们巧妙地称为“PyraBits”，所描绘的符号与现代的 $BTC 徽标有着惊人的相似之处，并附有看起来像股票图表的符号。这就像在庞贝城发现一家星巴克，但咖啡因更少，更多的是困惑。

One particular scroll, expertly deciphered by Dr. Nefertiti Blockchain (no relation to the queen, but how cool would that be?), reads: "I, Ptah-hotep, have exchanged 500 deben for 100 PyraBits." For those unfamiliar with ancient Egyptian finance, a deben was essentially their version of a dollar. So, this guy was basically buying into the pyramid scheme of his time - or should we say, the pyramid tech? Blown yet?

Nefertiti Blockchain 博士熟练破译了一张特别的卷轴（与女王无关，但这该有多酷？），上面写着：“我，Ptah-hotep，已经用 500 deben 兑换了 100 PyraBits。”对于那些不熟悉古埃及金融的人来说，德本本质上是他们版本的美元。所以，这家伙基本上是在接受他那个时代的金字塔计划——或者我们应该说，金字塔技术？吹了吗？

But here's where it gets really interesting, and I mean, "we-might-need-to-rethink-human-history" interesting. The serious message behind this comedic discovery?

但这才是真正有趣的地方，我的意思是，“我们可能需要重新思考人类历史”很有趣。这个喜剧发现背后的严肃信息是什么？

Technology and trade have always been ingrained in human evolution. From bartering with beads to trading with bits, we've always been innovators at heart. For real!

技术和贸易在人类进化中始终根深蒂固。从用珠子进行物物交换到用比特进行交易，我们始终是内心的创新者。真正的！

The Egyptians understood that trading went beyond exchanging mere goods; it encompassed ideas, power, and, dare I say, memes. They may not have had the internet, but they possessed something far more enduring - the drive to connect, grow, and profit.

埃及人明白贸易不仅仅是交换货物；还包括贸易。它包含了思想、力量，我敢说，还有模因。他们可能没有互联网，但他们拥有更持久的东西——联系、成长和盈利的动力。

In a world where we're constantly chasing the next big digital coin or stock, maybe we should take a leaf out of the ancient Egyptians' book (or scroll). They saw value where others didn't - in ideas, innovation, and the community.

在我们不断追逐下一个大型数字货币或股票的世界中，也许我们应该向古埃及人的书（或卷轴）学习。他们看到了别人看不到的价值——创意、创新和社区。

What it means to you

这对你意味着什么

So, next time you're about to invest in the latest crypto fad or stock, remember: you're not just trading numbers or codes; you're carrying on a legacy that spans the ages of pharaohs and pyramids. And who knows? Maybe one day, future archaeologists will stumble upon your digital wallet, marvel at your "investments," and think, "Wow, they were onto something, just like those ancient Bitcoin traders of Egypt!" (I know they will be ashamed of me tho 😅)

因此，下次您打算投资最新的加密货币时尚或股票时，请记住：您不仅仅是交易数字或代码；您还交易数字或代码。你继承了跨越法老和金字塔时代的遗产。谁知道呢？也许有一天，未来的考古学家会偶然发现你的数字钱包，惊叹于你的“投资”，并想，“哇，他们发现了一些东西，就像埃及古代的比特币交易者一样！” （我知道他们会为我感到羞耻😅）

To conclude, while we may chuckle at the absurdity of ancient Egyptians dealing in Bitcoin, let's not overlook the deeper truth that this discovery reveals: human ingenuity is boundless across the sands of time. Whether it's gold, grain, or cryptocurrency, we've always found a way to interweave our world a little more closely, one trade at a time.

总而言之，虽然我们可能会嘲笑古埃及人处理比特币的荒谬，但我们不要忽视这一发现揭示的更深层次的事实：人类的聪明才智在时间的沙子上是无限的。无论是黄金、谷物还是加密货币，我们总能找到一种方法将我们的世界更加紧密地交织在一起，一次进行一项交易。

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go calculate how much a "deben" would fetch in Bitcoin today.🏺💰

现在，请原谅，我需要去计算一下“deben”今天可以换成多少比特币。🏺💰

I hope this meant something serious!

我希望这意味着一些严肃的事情！

Regardless, follow me for more *TRUE findings that matter. I mean i wouldn't lie or anything 🤥

无论如何，请关注我以获得更多*真实的重要发现。我的意思是我不会说谎或者什么的🤥

Much love 💙

非常有爱💙

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