The Printable Super Bowl 59 Props Sheet

You can download the sheet here – all nice and tidy on one page! Pass it around at the party and begin a new tradition!

The Super Bowl is here and that means it's time to fill out your party props sheet. Luckily for you, Peter Overzet has prepared a Super Bowl 59 edition filled with all of the staples… along with plenty of surprises.

The Printable Super Bowl 59 Props Sheet

You can download the sheet here – all nice and tidy on one page! Pass it around at the party and begin a new tradition!

And read on after the download for some expert advice on the picks…

Pre-Game Party Props

1. Will Jon Batiste's national anthem be OVER or UNDER 120.5 seconds?

Pete's alpha: There is a long history of national anthems going longer than normal at the Super Bowl. Makes sense, I guess. If you get a chance to sing on the biggest stage you're going to make a meal out of it. However, we do have a data point on Baptiste. At the 2017 NBA All-Star Game, his rendition lasted only 89 seconds. Last year, Reba Mcentire's performance was on the short side, though, at 95 seconds. For more research, check out Geoff Ulrich's piece.

2. Which iconic landmark or cultural touchstone from New Orleans will be shown first on the broadcast?

Pete's alpha: The chalk here is obviously Bourbon Street, but there are certainly some solid dark horse candidates. Maybe we get an aerial shot of the Mississippi River first? Or perhaps a more tasteful b-roll of the French Quarter where there is less risk of capturing a college co-ed vomiting on the street with a foot-long margarita in their hand? My personal guess, however, would be a shot of some beignets at the world-famous Cafe du Monde. A zoom-in shot of a powdered donut is like catnip for a TV producer.

3. Will Drew Brees be shown on the broadcast?

Pete's alpha: Brees is royalty in New Orleans and serves as an "ambassador" for the official hosting committee. I'd be shocked if we didn't get a shot of him. Perhaps tossing around the pigskin with his boys?

4. Will the coin toss come up heads or tails?

Pete's alpha: Folks, I'll give it to you straight–you have a 50% chance of getting this right. That said, it's my legal obligation to let you know that tails never fails…except in 2024, 2022, 2021, and 2018. Otherwise it has not failed in the past ten Super Bowls.

In-Game Party Props

5. Who will be the first player to score a TD?

Pete's alpha: Most people will be tempted to roll Saquon Barkley here, but Jalen Hurts, Travis Kelce, and Kareem Hunt are all in the mix as highest probability to score the first TD.

6. Who will have more receiving yards: Travis Kelce or A.J. Brown?

Pete's alpha: These two are neck-and-neck in most spots with a slight lean to Brown. My hunch is Kelce will be the more popular answer, so you can get some smug satisfaction in selecting the player who we have projected for more yards.

7. Who will score more fantasy points: Patrick Mahomes or Jalen Hurts?

Pete's alpha: This is truly a coin flip–and since we are speculating on the literal coin flip, why not do so here? Both of these two exploded in the Conference Championships for 30+ fantasy points. It's probably worth correlating your choice here with both the team you think will win and your MVP selection.

8. Will Saquon Barkley have a rush that goes for more than 30 yards?

Pete's alpha: I'm playing God with this one. The actual line for this at most places is 23.5, but I want to give the wet blanket under betters a little more wiggle room since all Barkley does is rip off big plays. You're welcome.

9. Will a wrong call go in the Chiefs favor?

Pete's alpha: This one is sure to get some people fired up in the comments, but I'm going to steer clear of any commentary on the officials and simply say that if you think the Chiefs win, you should probably bet the "yes" on this one.

10. Will any player attempt a hurdle during the game?

Pete's alpha: Not only does this game feature the man responsible for the greatest hurdle ever, but you have to assume the Super Bowl gets the endorphins pumping in a way that encourages more hurdle impulses than normal. The sharp money is still probably on the "no," but you gotta admit this would be a fun thing to root for.

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